Brutal Simplicity

im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

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brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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