Brutal Simplicity

i smile because I have no idea what is going on. :)

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

time for school! just need to have something to drink and i’ll be all set to go

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(via apricockjam)

reallylameblog:

i literally can not remember the last time i went to bed when the clock actually said “pm” on it

(via hotboyproblems)

“A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good.”

—   Colbie Caillat (via quotes-shape-us)

funnybro:

Chewing mint gum then drinking water

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(Source: cyberblogging, via hotboyproblems)

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

(via hotboyproblems)

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

(Source: starinhercorner, via apricockjam)

neonreef:

azalaei:

awww

holy shit im buying a bunbun next week so if anyone knows what type this js pls kessage me

neonreef:

azalaei:

awww

holy shit im buying a bunbun next week so if anyone knows what type this js pls kessage me

(Source: picalla, via apricockjam)

archicide:

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

(Source: francisfordfiesta, via hotboyproblems)

“This generation has lost the true meaning of romance.”

—   Tom Hiddleston (via silkyminou)

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