Brutal Simplicity

tylenold:

why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place

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chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

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cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

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grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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