Brutal Simplicity

i smile because I have no idea what is going on. :)

(Source: sweatpanties, via wahteva)

chickenstripping:

Wow you’re a JERK. A really cute jerk with an adorable nose and a cute voice and I WANT TO THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF WITH SHARKS WAITING FOR YOU but before they get you I want to save you from falling and kiss and cuddle you BUT AFTER THAT THE SHARKS CAN EAT YOUR STUPID DUMB adorable cute quirky self ugh

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burghers:

where do i apply to become a goddess 

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cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

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lobulation:

my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

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dekutree:

man babies confuse the shit outta me look at this one he fuckin run towards it at 80mph like u ever took a physics class nigga? were u not expecting to get wet? someone get this kid a job

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trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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snailfairy:

I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing

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