Brutal Simplicity

hocotate:

an iPhone will lose 20% just unlocking the phone but when it’s down to 1% you can shoot like a fuckin movie and edit it on this bitch are you kidding me

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whorville:

My only talent is breathing

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“If you really love me, she purred, fuck me like you hate me.”

—   

Michael Faudet 

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

singing-supper:

nefertsukia:

twolagersandlime:

supernaturalapocalypse:

amyraggedypond:







WHY ISN’T THERE A DRAGON FLYING IN THE SKY


I TRIED

Omg is that Cas who fell?

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

singing-supper:

nefertsukia:

twolagersandlime:

supernaturalapocalypse:

amyraggedypond:

WHY ISN’T THERE A DRAGON FLYING IN THE SKY

I TRIED

Omg is that Cas who fell?

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confusedstagram:

why arent boobs called chest melons

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mememaster:

you tried S.H.I.E.L.D.

you tried

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Anonymous said: can i make out with your bum please?

cyber-leaf:

My butt is saving its first kiss for somebody that really cares

intensional:

im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it

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sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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