Brutal Simplicity

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

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kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

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hocotate:

an iPhone will lose 20% just unlocking the phone but when it’s down to 1% you can shoot like a fuckin movie and edit it on this bitch are you kidding me

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whorville:

My only talent is breathing

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“If you really love me, she purred, fuck me like you hate me.”

—   

Michael Faudet 

Follow him here

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

singing-supper:

nefertsukia:

twolagersandlime:

supernaturalapocalypse:

amyraggedypond:







WHY ISN’T THERE A DRAGON FLYING IN THE SKY


I TRIED

Omg is that Cas who fell?

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

singing-supper:

nefertsukia:

twolagersandlime:

supernaturalapocalypse:

amyraggedypond:

WHY ISN’T THERE A DRAGON FLYING IN THE SKY

I TRIED

Omg is that Cas who fell?

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confusedstagram:

why arent boobs called chest melons

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