Brutal Simplicity

i smile because I have no idea what is going on. :)

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

(via hotboyproblems)

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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acidics:

Beyonce wasn’t even nominated for a Grammy yet there she is, shitting on everyone who WAS nominated

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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”

—   Juliette Lewis  (via stickysituations)

(Source: iamcharliesangel, via crystallized-teardrops)

meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog

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sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

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tandembicycleschyeah:

severingsnapes:

sammys-luscious-locks:

inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

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