Brutal Simplicity

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

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arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

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“If you really love me, she purred, fuck me like you hate me.”

—   

Michael Faudet 

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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officialunitedstates:

whats the deal with snakes.  do they poop out of their tail?  isn’t their whole body a tail

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