Brutal Simplicity

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via crystallized-teardrops)

Hypocrisy
/hi pakrise/ noun

1. The moment you tell someone it is not important to be right, in order to look right to everyone else.

—   Shannon L. Alder (via quotes-shape-us)
livefortherisk:

it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO.
NO PICTURES PLEASE.”

livefortherisk:

it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO.

NO PICTURES PLEASE.”

(Source: oneisdone, via crystallized-teardrops)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via this-is-horrorwood)

jakemalik:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

(via hotboyproblems)

“What a strange day
when I found out
what I was chasing
wasn’t running.”

—    Shira E (via jdvlla)

(Source: shiraeeee, via this-is-horrorwood)