Brutal Simplicity

dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

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memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

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inhhale-exhhale:


One year.
525,600 minutes
525,000 moments so dear
Amazing.
woah
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect..

inhhale-exhhale:

One year.

525,600 minutes

525,000 moments so dear

Amazing.

woah

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect..

(Source: gifmovie, via arianemoon)

itsspookytoremember:

"Shut up"

"Make (out with) me"

(Source: itseasytoremember, via wahteva)

allthingshyper:


macthemuggle:

Signal boost that St Andrews student union now has coasters that can test for date rape drugs in drinks. +1 for my uni.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

allthingshyper:

macthemuggle:

Signal boost that St Andrews student union now has coasters that can test for date rape drugs in drinks. +1 for my uni.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

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captainmorqans:

meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.

hot glue babies all over your car. make an impenetrable baby-shield. nothing can touch u. own the world with ur babymoblie

(Source: meladoodle, via untalentedandhorny)

evelynsmileees:

sizzlebutt:

babyblueeyesss:

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year

IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even surprised

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langleav:


Love & Misadventure now available via Amazon or The Book Depositoryfor FREE worldwide shipping and major bookstores including Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Fully Booked, National Book Store, Books Actually, MPH, Periplus, Waterstones, Borders, Indigo/Chapters + more.

langleav:

Love & Misadventure now available via Amazon or The Book Depositoryfor FREE worldwide shipping and major bookstores including Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Fully Booked, National Book Store, Books Actually, MPH, Periplus, Waterstones, Borders, Indigo/Chapters + more.

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fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

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sirlightbulb:

Finding out the heights of your Internet friends is always the weirdest thing

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