it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO PICTURES PLEASE.”
(Source: oneisdone, via crystallized-teardrops)
my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can
*cries under the mistletoe with a bottle of vodka*
when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between