Brutal Simplicity

i smile because I have no idea what is going on. :)

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

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circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hotguysandpizza:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

cinderelvis:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

eggzist:

*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*

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you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS

TOO SOON

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS

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fatggot:

i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them

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ratak-monodosico:


iv come to dismantle the patriarchy 

ratak-monodosico:

iv come to dismantle the patriarchy 

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lahmps:

i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case

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