Brutal Simplicity

i smile because I have no idea what is going on. :)

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(Source: whordinance, via crystallized-teardrops)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via hotboyproblems)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via hotboyproblems)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via crystallized-teardrops)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via hotboyproblems)

“It’s not because I want to make out with her.”
Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he’d just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit”

—    John Green (Looking for Alaska)

(Source: feellng)